June 2012
allright, thats enough Kerr for tonight.
Goodnight peeps!
MAT JOKES
Q: What do you call a small, cheap Malay?
A: Econ mini mat
Q: What do you call a Mat driving a Nissan (or any non-luxury car)?
A: A car thief.
Q: What do you call a young Mat ?
A: Mini Mat
Q: What do you call a Mat bungee jumping?
A: Mat-Yo Yo
Q: How do you confuse a Mat?
A: Put him in a circular room and ask him to relac one corner.
Q: What do you call a Mat who's peddling a bicycle?
A: Also a Thief.
Q: What do you call a Mat who's driving a Mercedes Benz?
A: Ahmad. (Chauffeur)